Krusty owi

Krusty exists on a lampshade near decater. If he doesn't budge then where is he going? If he has lipsync where does he fall? 

First form of Krusty, milk.

Second form of Krusty, liquor

Third form of Krusty, dager

Fourth form of Krusty, niger

Fifth form of Krusty, digger

Sixth form of Krusty, dois

Seventh form of Krusty, blame

Eigth form of Krusty, name

1.25's - 1

1.25's are critters that come from the underneath. Thy weigh as much as an ounce, and come with no bounce. If they love what they live, they live what they love. If they come unusually with you it' because you were a 1.25 and know everything you need to know, except what is common. If you live a thousand lives with no remorse you will know mordor, try to find out what mordor is, if you can't commercial-ism wins.